When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.
Jesus I envy that relationship.
this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”.
My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.
i love all of your moms
When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.
That last story is worth reblogging
There are no scripts. The most I did was tell the people I was recording with the basics of what was going to happen, and only for the most specific of stories. I tell Ravs and Nilesy, “okay, Nilesy visits Cabertown, gets taken on a tour, builds a pool, then sees a job opening for Border Control Agent.”
Or Zoey and Tee, “okay, we’re going to go exploring, find the shrine with the portal to the Twilight Forest and go through it, then we explore, fight the Hydra and find the Maze.”
There are no lines of dialogue for people to memorize, no checklist of things to do, no directions, nothing like that.
To add to this, for the episode of Blackrock which has “The Chickcident”, Rythian told me “Okay, Rythian and the others come and meet you at the Crooked Caber” and that was it.
But, prior to recording Tee and I had spawned in hundreds of stacks of eggs to throw at each other. Before we hit record, I got Tee to give me them all and spammed them all in the Crooked Caber.
Rythian had absolutely no idea.
So, I recommend you rewatch that episode. First of all, it’s a great episode. But watch it KNOWING that Rythian REALLY HAS NO IDEA wtf is going on. It’s fantastic. It adds a whole new layer.
The video: http://youtu.be/Eb2jUxqxJmQ?t=12m16s